Subscribe -- It's Sublime

I'm going to go ahead and let you in on a little secret: I can't internet. My HTML reached its high-point in 2005, when I coded my own Neopets signature. It matched my avatar.


Goddamn good times.
 
Now, I wasted the better part of an evening attempting to make my blog clever and pretty, going so far as to delve deep into the 'Edit HTML' section of the Template page. (It's so serious it comes with a DO NOT MEDDLE IF YOU KNOW NOTHING page that you have to click through.)
 
Anyway, there was a point to all this. You want to subscribe, and I love you for it! There are three ways so far, and here they are, unlovely but to the point. I don't think you can go wrong with my easy (...) instructions. Yes, you will mock me for my inability to create nice clickable buttons. No, it isn't professional. Well.
 
 
Email Alerts
  • That's just over the side there. You see that funny little white box, with the black SUBMIT button?
  • Put your email address in.
  •  Click submit.
  • I write, you receive. I'm not a blog-every-day gal, so you needn't worry about your inbox getting clogged.
RSS Feed
  • There's a, uh, little orange RSS feed picture at the bottom of the side-bar there, below the email alert white thing... oh, Gawd, if you know what an RSS Feed is you've already figured it out by now.
  • Seriously, I tried for hours and couldn't wrap my head around the thing.
Bloglovin'
 
Last but not least, I'd make my day to hear from you.


 
So I did get a picture to work after all. And if you're lazy, here it is in text you can copy:
cantbelievehownaive@gmail.com